No, not this one. This one. That blog is the innertube HQ of the evil Aunt Becky. Why am I drawing attention to the forces of evil with this free publicity post? Only because she has sworn that she will forcefeed alcohol to minors, send live flying cockroaches through the US Mail to my FB friends list, surround my house with PsyOps troops using Rod Stewart and a 50,000-watt PA system to bend my will to her evil purposes, and I might win some dumb gift cards and a bottle of wine that I won’t drink if I don’t talk about her in this space, usually reserved for high-minded discussion of music and other things I feel like talking about every six months.
What are those purposes you ask? Well, good question. I’m sure they involve vodka, small children, and poor taste in tunes. (Didn’t you read my first paragraph? Isn’t this obvious?) Other than that, she’s very close-mouthed about the whole thing, which, if you know Aunt Becky, is a dead giveaway. Are you following my logic yet? Have another and the whole thing will become clear.
She’s also forcing me to link to her blog in the sidebar here. Whatever you do, don’t click the link. Don’t. I warned you. Now we’re fucked.
The real question is why does Mommy want vodka? And if the answer to that question is somehow not obvious to you, you aren’t a parent, but you still might think, as I do, that Aunt Becky is one of the best parental bloggers out there an evil force threatening to take over the innertubes with even more time-wasting opportunities and use her power to make sure none of us go through a day without laughing. She forced me to say that last part. Don’t read her. Really. Don’t.
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